Welcome!

Welcome to Baloney Express, your go-to door-to-door motorcycle courier service for small packages! We specialize in delivering your items quickly and efficiently, with a dash of humor to brighten your day. Whether you need something delivered urgently or just want to send a little something across town, we’ve got you covered!

Overview

Baloney Express offers a unique delivery service that combines speed, reliability, and a sprinkle of fun. Our pricing is based on the distance of the delivery only. We can use paved or unpaved roads, even forest trails, to reach you and your destination. We believe that getting your packages delivered shouldn’t be a dull experience, so we aim to keep things light-hearted while maintaining professionalism.

Features

• Fast Pickup: As soon as the order is confirmed, expect lightning-fast pickup of your package.
• Express Delivery: We pride ourselves on our quick turnaround times. You can expect your package to be delivered immediately.
• Tracking: You will be aware of where the courier is currently riding. But don’t worry, they know how to protect your package and themselves!
• Eco-Friendly: Motorcycles have at least twice the smaller carbon footprint compared to conventional cars.
• Transparent Pricing: Our prices are straightforward and based on distance only.
• Convenient Payments: Easy pay with EezyPay! All cards accepted, banks, and mobile wallets as well.